I know there was plenty going on this week in sports that could earn the Dumbass of the Week Award. Martell Webster can’t tell time or count; he opted for a dunk with less than five seconds left while the Wolves were down by 3 rather than pulling up and trying for the tie. There was the poorly chosen headline and comments from ESPN employees that led to a firing and a suspension for seemingly racial undertones. Either of these examples, and others I’m sure, could be granted this week’s award. Since I am the one writing the post, and therefore goddess of all things award-related (at least in terms of this blog), I am choosing to make an executive decision and give the award to the nameless swimmer on a Maryland girl’s high school team, with an honorable mention for her coach.
Now, I realize swimming and diving isn’t typically high on most people’s list of sports to watch. Having been a part of competitive swimming (both as an athlete and a coach) since I was 10, though, it ranks pretty high on my own list. Recently, a Maryland high school girl’s team was stripped of its county title because a swimmer broke an odd, unknown-outside-the-sport rule: she shaved at the pool, during the meet.
Before I go too much further, it seems like an explanation of the benefits of shaving is in order. It may not seem like much, but the hair on a swimmer’s arms and legs can create drag. In a sport where aerodynamics reigns supreme, reducing drag is of the utmost importance. Unlike football, which is still trying to find the science to move forward as a sport, swimming is in the unique position of having been outpaced by science. The most recent Summer Olympics in Beijing brought about the inevitable discussions regarding the full body suits that many of the elite swimmers (and even some high schoolers) were wearing; the result is a return to more traditional suits that force swimmers to rely more on their talent than the latest technology of the major suit corporations. Therefore, without full body suits to cover their arms and legs, shaving (though having never gone away) is more important than ever before.
Shaving has both mental and physical benefits. Obviously, the biggest result is that a swimmer becomes more streamlined now that there is less hair on his or her body; timewise the advantages offered by shaving are usually somewhat negligible (it’s not as if shaving your legs will shave five seconds off your time). That’s where the mental part of shaving combines with the physical aspect. When a person shaves, he or she not only removes hair, but also takes off the very top layer of skin. When that newly shaved skin makes contact with the water of a swimming pool, the result is a tingling feeling that is motivating for a swimmer. It’s a reminder that, since shaving usually only happens prior to the most important of meets, this is an all-out, leave-it-in-the-pool, need-help-out-of-the-water-I’m-so-spent type of race. It gives swimmers that extra “get up and go” needed to push him or herself beyond their usual limits, which is necessary in a sport measured by hundredths of a second.
So, back to the bizarreness of the shaving rule. According to the National Federation of High School Associations, swimmers are not allowed to shave before, during, or after a meet once a team arrives on-site. It’s not to keep swimmers from shaving immediately before a race and gaining some sort of unfair advantage for having shaved five minutes ago, rather than two hours ago. It’s in place to protect swimmers’ health; no on-site shaving means miniscule chances of blood transmission or shared razors. Logical, right? It’s for this reason that coaches drill this rule into their swimmers’ heads (it was always one of the first things talked about during the “rules meeting” at the beginning of my high school seasons). There are heavy consequences for breaking the rule, as the Broadneck (MD) High School girls’ team found out.
After it was discovered that one of their swimmers (name not released) had shaved at the pool during the meet, the Broadneck team lost all points that swimmer earned or helped earned. Just for a frame of reference, had she been on a first place relay team, Broadneck could have lost anywhere from 32-40 points in just that one event, according to usual invitational scoring. Needless to say, those lost points dropped Broadneck from county title winner to third place, and earned their head coach a suspension for the following meet. The girls bounced back and used the lost county title as motivation and went on to earn their regional title in their coach’s absence. While the end result of a more illustrious title seems to soothe any ruffled feathers, the reality is that a swimmer did her team a disservice by breaking a rule that’s only considered “obscure” within the sport simply because everyone knows it, thus it’s rarely broken.
Any swimmer at the high school level knows about this rule; any swimmer who is talented enough to have her lost performance drop her team two places in the standings knows about this rule. Any swimmer who knows about this rule should know that shaving on-site is simply asking to have her team punished. No amount of time advantage is worth risking your team’s performance at a “postseason” meet. Congrats, Idiot.
And an honorable mention to her head coach, Colleen Winans, for not ensuring that her swimmers follow the rules at all times, especially at a county meet. As a coach, your job is to help your athletes improve their skills and perform to the best of their abilities; your job is also to ensure that your athletes follow the rules and know the meaning of fair play. Keep your swimmers in line. Congrats, Idiot.